Overheard

Look at all your toys, Alex. No. Look, Alex. Go play with your truck. Go on. Vroom vroom! See, that's your truck. Go get it. NO, Alex. Please. Please please please. Stop. I'm playing with this. Leave me alone, Alex. GO GET YOUR TRUCK! Simon says you can't do that! That's not nice!

10 seconds of silence...

MoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOMM!

I guess I'm done, Alex. I can't play like this.

10 minutes later...

Aleeeeeex! Come play with me! Come on, let's play storytime. I tell you a story. Come oooooooooooon, Alex! NOW!